Demotivational

I’m a rude dude but I’m the real deal; lean and mean
I’m cocked, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff
I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride
Drivin’ and movin’, sailin’ and spinnin’, jivin’ and groovin’, wailin’ and winnin’
I don’t snooze so I don’t lose
I leep the pedal to the metal, and the rubber on the road
I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time
I’m hangin’ in, there ain’t no doubt
And I’m hangin’ tough, over and out.

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